I read where the cost of the royal wedding is estimated at around $48 million.
You can buy a couple of small countries or maybe even a couple of starting pitchers for that kind of money.
I sat down and estimated the cost of my four weddings.
The first one was five bucks.
The second one was 25 dollars.
The third was a couple hundred.
The fourth was 70 bucks.
The only wedding that counts — the last one — was at The Little Chapel by the Courthouse — just across the street from the Golden Nugget in Vegas. The bride and groom both wore shorts.
The wedding cost $60.
I tipped the preacher 10 bucks even though he was 30 minutes late getting to the chapel.
So I got married four times for around $300.
My three divorces cost about a thousand dollars more than the four weddings.
Wonder what a royal divorce is going for these days?
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