Six-pack beer summit would have been more fun

Can you imagine sitting in the Rose Garden of the White House, drinking beer with the president and the vice president? One beer and the meeting is very cordial. Henry Gates smiles. James Crowley smiles. Obama and Biden smile. Everything is beautiful. Peace, brother. Then the second round of beers is served. Crowley confesses that…

The mural mystery is solved; Please meet Frances Reid

There’s a really cool mural on the back wall of Texas Roadhouse recognizing some of the famous people who have called the Wichita Falls area home. There’s Mia Hamm, the greatest female soccer player ever. There’s Dr. Phil, probably the most famous graduate of MSU. There are race car drivers Eddie Hill and Lloyd Ruby.…

The mural mystery is solved; Please meet Frances Reid

There’s a really cool mural on the back wall of Texas Roadhouse recognizing some of the famous people who have called the Wichita Falls area home. There’s Mia Hamm, the greatest female soccer player ever. There’s Dr. Phil, probably the most famous graduate of MSU. There are race car drivers Eddie Hill and Lloyd Ruby.…

The mural mystery is solved; Please meet Frances Reid

There’s a really cool mural on the back wall of Texas Roadhouse recognizing some of the famous people who have called the Wichita Falls area home. There’s Mia Hamm, the greatest female soccer player ever. There’s Dr. Phil, probably the most famous graduate of MSU. There are race car drivers Eddie Hill and Lloyd Ruby.…

Alaska: North to the Future

Here is William Shatner’s interpretation of Sarah Palin’s speech from her resignation. I really laughed a lot, so you might have to rewind this a couple of times to hear what Shatner is trying to achieve. Best probiotic I have used so far. Helps me anytime daily. Generic viagra in usa? All the medications one…

MDA Lockup

I’m involved with the Muscular Dystrophy lockup Wednesday at Texas Roadhouse and I thought I would take my fund raising efforts to the internet. Please follow this link and help out if you can. Every little bit helps. I got a picture in the mail Monday from Shylah Cutbirth. Read her note below, then think…

One sharp ax would be justice for Tony Alamo

I have to admit I have lusted over 8-year-old girls. But I was in the second grade when I did it. This Tony Alamo freak is 74. And he has been having sex with little girls for at least 15 years, probably much longer. Alamo was been a false prophet for 40 years. To show…

Lots of area head coaching moves

As the high school football season wound down last fall, a couple of co-workers and I looked at all the Wichita County teams (that is except Electra) and thought we could be dealing with a whole new set of head coaches. The reasons varied.

No ‘until death do you part’ for no-show Jefferson

Richard Jefferson’s wedding last weekend cost a reported $2 million. That’s pretty cheap considering what it looks like Arturo Gatti paid for his – his life. Police arrested Gatti’s wife for allegedly killing the former boxing champ. They say she strangled him with her purse strap while he slept. That happened just about a week…

Rocking and rolling at First Baptist Church?

When I was raising my kids in the Baptist church, the preacher told us that the quickest way to burn in hell was to listen to “devil music.” If Little Richard had invented rock and roll before those 10 commandments were handed over to Moses Malone, God might have added a few more to the…

Okies want more money to drive washboard turnpikes?

I get pretty pissed off every time I have to pay to drive through Oklahoma. And now the Okies are planning to up the price. “We still think we have the best roads in the state,” Jack Damrill, a spokesperson form the Oklahoma Turnpike Authority, was quoted as saying in our newspaper today. Try driving…

Happy Meal toys more worthless than ear candles

I may have a small fortune in the floorboard of my car. That’s what I thought when I read today that some 11-year-old kid in London sold his Happy Meal toy collection for more than $11,000. The kid had a 7,000-piece collection. And very un-kid-like, he never played with any of the toys. He left…

Which star could follow Michael Jackson’s finale?

Right after the Michael Jackson funeral this week, there was some office speculation (started by me) about who would be the heir to the superstar throne. Who’s death could fill up almost two weeks of 24-7 television time? Who would rate a funeral that would rival a high-dollar Las Vegas show? I’m talking entertainers here.…