If you ain’t reading, I ain’t writing

Does anybody out there still read these blogs? Please, I really need to know. I have this strange feeling that I’m talking to myself. And believe me, I have better things to do with my mornings that to write stuff that nobody gives a rat’s ass about. If I were to say that I read…

NBA draft

I love the wheelin and dealin of the NBA draft. I’m still down on the NBA season after the Spurs won the whole thing, but the draft gets me a little excited again. Before the night is over I’m sure will see something like 5 superstars, 8 draftees and 1 GM get traded. The GM…

Pardon the pun, but this sucks

Free Genarlow Wilson. This guy has been locked in jail for more than two years. He shouldn’t have been there more than two minutes. His “crime? is aggravated child molestation. But Wilson is no child molester. He had a 3.2 grade point average in high school. He was an excellent athlete. He had no criminal…

My son

Just wanted to brag a little and show some photos of my son. He’s almost 5 months now, and these were taken about two months ago. Come on, who doesn’t love baby pictures? Enjoy.

Latest Rap Concert

This is the newest rap concert to come to Wichita Falls, and I hope it’s not the last. D.J. UNK and E-Class are second class rappers, but that’s what you have to endure to get to the good stuff. Most of the performers that have come to Wichita Falls haven’t exactly been top of the…

Old farts loved the Best of the Beatles

The Pete Best Band played its first gig in Texas on Tuesday night — right here in Hooterville Falls. They are playing in Dallas tonight, in Austin on Thursday and in Houston on Friday before heading off to the Mirage in Vegas next week. But we got ’em first. A big round of applause for…

Dumb ass judge gets caught with his pants down

Roy Pearson won’t be getting any of the $67 million he was at first asking for. The idiot judge won’t even get a piece of the $54 million he decided to settle for. In fact, old Roy ain’t getting squat. Nada. Nil. Nichts. Niente. Not a damn dime. Now would someone please disbar this dumb…

Two weeks with a smoke-free wife

Today at 12:45 p.m., my wife will be smoke-free for two weeks. For some of you, that might seem like no big deal. But if you smoke or have ever smoked, you know how hard it is to quit. I started smoking when I was 18. Thought it was cool. By the time I was…

Pacman’s House of Poles and Police

And if you read his rap sheet, you will quickly see that a whole lot of Pacman’s problems start in strip clubs. The guy obviously is a sucker for a good lap dance. The Titans maybe should have got the hint that he had a problem when he asked for his multi-million dollar signing bonus…

Homer at the old stomping grounds

I hit a home run last night at a baseball field I played at when I was a kid. It was actually the first of its kind for me. My wife, my brother, my brother’s girlfriend and I went out to Sheppard’s baseball fields and hit a little BP – that’s batting practice for the…

Men’s Makeup

What’s the deal America? Men wearing makeup? Are we collective guys actually primping with Cover Girl? Tell me it ain’t true. I would rather wear my own blood then wear makeup, unless I was going on TV of course. I heard this little story on ESPN this morning. It struck me as odd that the…

Daddy, I love you

This Father’s Day blog is one of my favorites. I hope you enjoy the re-run. They said that the only difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is that the drunks don’t go to meetings. That officially makes my Daddy a drunk. He never went to any AA meetings. There was nothing anonymous about him…

Sopranos finale

What an interesting ending. That’s all I can really say. The final episode — the one to end it all — had its ups and downs. Listening to everyone and their goomah debating their love/hatred/disappointment/enjoyment with the finale to end all finales has been an event. Only one thing from the show had any conclusion.…

An airport scam in Oklahoma City?

It’s not exactly Danny Oceanish, but I think I have uncovered a scam at the Oklahoma City Airport. While exiting from my Vegas vacation last week, I handed my parking ticket to the attendant in the “cash? booth and was told I owed $25. The last time I was at this airport, a couple of…

Paris the Jail Bird

She’s free at last. Free at last. I bet the jail workers have that exact sentiment. I don’t know if anybody could put up with the whiniest woman to walk the face of the earth in the past 2,000 years. After about 72 hours behind bars, the princess du jour was released and is set…